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(Christmas is that time of the year when we want our past forgotten but our presents remembered)
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all throughout CompuClub’s house Not a computer was humming, everything was silent, even the mouse When from the hard drives there came such a clatter, To the server room we ran to see what was the matter. The monitor cleared, then flashed red and green, As everyone gathered around the machine.
At that very moment, everyone started to cheer As VGA graphics of Dennis mounting a reindeer, Appeared In a PowerPoint file that suddenly spinned up the drive The presentation was called: Christmas for Windows 95.
The computer started buzzing and the icons were hopping, There was no doubt: Dennis had done some last-minute Internet shopping. But wait, the goodies came along with some verse Everybody thought: it could be a lot worse
Now listen, I know what you do is stressful Of learning and teaching your life is quite full So next time a triple you will pull Listen to some music, it is very cool
But before I begin let me explain Some of those words are completely insane So I will proceed alphabetically That's the only way to do it, I’ll say emphatically
Certainly one day you came late to our school And had to face Abdul He will make you learn the rule Don’t make him look like a fool
So Abdul the next time you go out for a date Take this CD with you even if you’re late You will be quite a sensation Its’ music from the Temptations!
When I needed someone to do my books Amy is the one who took me off the hooks At accounting she became an expert At crunching numbers, she’s very alert
Amy it has been clear from the day of your start That to work here you need to be very smart But in addition you have to deal with my mood Overall wouldn’t you say it’s been very good
If you’re in Gaithersburg to check in for a class You can turn to Becky, she has a lot of... class But did you know after work she takes care of her horse If she rode her to work, it would be a lot worse
But Becky what you need is not a stallion A Bronco will not help with your situation Living alone is not that funny Get yourself a nice guy instead of a pony
What I will say next you should not hear But if what you want is a new career I would advise that you talk to Bonnie She will find you a job with lots of money
But Bonnie if one day you’re teaching Job Hunting And a vice-president is attending And you hear about a job at Net2K Remember that with Dennis it is not OK!
When a student comes to practice a new skill Carlisa is the one they are trying to kill She can teach you the fine art of clicking As well as all the intricacies of typing
But Carlisa I know there will always be some student Who in your time will make quite a dent So next time someone comes in your laboratory Listen to this songs and you won’t be sorry
If you want to learn Microsoft Access I recommend Dan for your success Of forms and tables he will make sense And without ever making you tense
So Dan the next time you go to the Herndon center And on the Beltway you can barely enter This I am sure will improve your commute The music in this CD I find very cute
If for a class you are in a bind Darryl is the one that often comes to mind When he’s here it’s usually at night And for sure he does the job right
Now Darryl next time you stay here late Making copies at a very high rate If suddenly the copier is jamming Put on this CD and you too will be jamming
Our newest recruit is Dean In Herndon he can be seen He is our newest salesman Personally, I think he is superman
Now if you want to learn some software Or even dabble with the hardware Dean is the guy you should see for a contract No kidding: that’s just a fact
If one day you need help with Quicken I’d recommend you try the lab with Karen So next time you go to 13 321 New Hampshire To meet her you should really make sure
So Karen you want to be a teacher It is true that everyday you’ve gotten better In this endeavor I want to wish you the best Listen to this when you get some rest
If you want to enjoy a class like a party You should go to one taught by Katy You go to her class and you feel bouncy Her teaching techniques are very fancy
If you want to learn Excel Katy can show you the secret of the cell And if for your computer you need a trick Katy’s class is the one to pick
From the heart of Moscow comes our technician With computers, he’s a magician Sometimes we call him Lenin I think he once fixed things for the Kremlin
Now Len this is America You are no longer in Siberia There was little doubt when making my shopping list I would get you something made by the Communists
The next time you happen to stop by Herndon You will see Margaret getting a lot done Everybody knows she’s accomplished a lot So at managing I gave her a shot
Margaret I know that sometimes it is tough Managing no doubt can be rough So at night when time to go home it is You can listen to those hits from the seventies
If you want to know who here sets the rules You should look no further than our lobby Here this is Maria’s territory Don’t listen to her and you’ll look like a fool
Maria I know that sometimes I’ll get on your nerves Which is something you don’t always deserve So please accept this present To apologize for my temperament
If you want to show that at spreadsheets you are the best Olga may ask you to pass a test She makes sure that if you are learning You will be good, at least in Silver Spring
But Olga I know that sometimes it is hard After all you have to work with Richard So to make sure you are not sad I give you this CD: Felice Navidad
If one day you stay late at night You may see Richard working until daylight Up to now I thought that was fine, Until I found out: he was on a chat line
But to help you spend more time with your kids and your wife In other words to help you get a life I chose this CD I am sure Sarah and Michael will enjoy In no time it will be their favorite toy
If one day a class you want to confirm Call Sheenita she will be firm At the front desk she is the queen Everybody knows what that mean
But Sheenita now you have a boy Of course I could have brought you a toy No doubt that Austin will listen well When he hears the songs of “Jingle Bell”
If you’re working hard to improve your web page You should see Teresa in Herndon she’s the rage Nobody should try to dabble with graphic Unless you see her: she’s quite terrific
Now you tell me your weekends you spend in a plane I tell you what: you must be insane So next time you get ready to go up in the air Listen to these greek songs with the wind in your hair.
If you’re a student and you like our class What would be better than to buy a Year Pass? Undecided you say, please go see Terrence He’s the one to see if you’re on the fence
Terrence I know that selling is quite hard So I want to give you this CD instead of a Xmas card Enjoy it and make sure you relax Winton Marsalis as you know is the king of sax
If you need somebody with patience Because of word processing you’d want to learn the science To Tonya you can go and learn Microsoft Word Anybody will tell you: you won’t get bored
Tonya for your kids Christmas is fun But for adults it is sometimes overdone This CD you can listen with joy But the red nosed reindeer you’ll have to enjoy
Hey listen all, there is something I’d like to make clear And that’s sometimes I am a pain in the rear Working with me sometimes can be painful And I apologize for being such a fool
I hope no one gets mad As you know I did not mean to be bad In fact I came here for no other reason Than to give you the spirit of the season
But as all of us know in this school There’s nobody here that is not cool All of us, whether manager or teacher And it’s only gonna get better
This is Xmas, Of course I did not forget A CD does not replace a paycheck First enjoy this party And on your paycheck there is some gravy
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